"
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
. .
. I told her too relax, that it was what I wanted, so she sat back a little more on my face and let the shit come. Her dark brown eyes fluttered open, and she sat silent, then screamed

"
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
. .
. I told her too relax, that it was what I wanted, so she sat back a little more on my face and let the shit come. Her dark brown eyes fluttered open, and she sat silent, then screamed

"
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
. .
. I told her too relax, that it was what I wanted, so she sat back a little more on my face and let the shit come. Her dark brown eyes fluttered open, and she sat silent, then screamed
